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This morning I got up on my usual time for my usual daily wank, half past four.
I saw my lovely hairy chest by the way.
And I've been wanking for a while, with a really hard hard on.
Just covered in olive oil which is what I use for wanking with, it makes it so smooth.
And I couldn't believe it, I heard my wife getting up and then she came down the stairs.
