Camera ei este murdară, dar este și mai murdară, așa că în loc să facă curățenie, își fute iubita blondă

Hey sweetie, there you are. I've been looking for you. Why do you look so stressed out?

This place is a mess. And my mom's going to be in town.

Is that really what's stressing you out? I mean, this place looks really clean to me.

I mean, is it because you haven't told your mother about me yet?

Hi mom, this is Avril, my girlfriend. She is going to ******** and hit the floor.