Futând-o pe prietena grasă a iubitei tale slabe

Oh, hey! I didn't even know you were here! I'm surprised your girlfriend left us here

alone together. It's pretty brave of her. She knows that I think you're cute. Of course

I do! Yeah, you're so sweet, you're funny as fuck, and you're just... you're pretty

nice to look at. I like when you're around. I'm not so bad myself. See? That's why I said

she's brave. We're already over here talking about how cute each other is. Mind if I sit