Slobbering pe clitorisul meu pulsant efeminat

It's nice, but I should go. Thanks for not making fun of me for ordering a hot chocolate.

And go ahead and look at the Facebook, 'cause this is kinda what it's for.

Wait, before we say our final goodbye, what do you say we have one last hurrah?

I've got two tickets to a Ray LaMontagne concert tonight!

I'm not sure that's a good idea. It feels a little weird going out with another lady.