Joi de la mama ta vitregă, doamna Sonia și prietena ei, xxx roșu

Hello darling. Thank you for popping round. Your father-in-law's away on business this

weekend and I've got Auntie Red staying. She's been looking forward to meeting you.

I'm rubbing my hands together. That's a heart. Say hello. It's nice to meet you. I've heard

so much about you. I'm sure to shake your hand. You've blushed then. He's got big hands

hasn't he? He has. I wonder if that means something else. Well, we have a little secret