Stripteuză blondă cu ţâţe mari se fute cu un tip după spectacolul ei

What's going on here, love? I mean, I paid 50 quid to get in here and this...

I mean, where's all the dancers?

Oh, babe, you got it wrong.

Because the dancers don't even start till two hours' time.

No, but you told me that on the door.